所以我將一頭豬退回豬舍了! As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.
隨著年齡增長, 我越來越珍惜40 歲以上的女人

Here are just a few reasons why:
為什麼呢?

A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask,
40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒 , 然後問你 :

"What are you thinking?"
你在想什麼?

She doesn't care what you think.
她才不在乎你在想什麼。

If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game,
40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽

She doesn't sit around whining about it.
她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西

She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.
她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情

Women over 40 are dignified.
40歲以上的女人穩重自持

They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.
不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡跟你大呼小叫

Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.
當然,如果你罪有應得,她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地一槍把你給斃了。

Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.
熟女不吝於讚美(不管是不是實至名歸)

They know what it's like to be unappreciated.
因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味

Women get psychic as they age.
女人越老越通靈

You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.
你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔

Once you get past a wrinkle or two,
只要能夠對皺紋視而不見

a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感

Older women are forthright and honest.
熟女直接又誠實

They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
如果你是蠢蛋 她們會馬上叫你滾蛋

You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意

Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
40歲以上的女人有很多優點

Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.
40歲以上的男人呢 ?

For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40,
相對於每一個性感、迷人的40 歲以上的女人

there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants
就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男

making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress.
厚臉皮地跟小他20 歲的美眉調情

Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?", here's an update for you.
女士們,請容許我在這兒幫妳們說句公道話:
那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人
實在是太搞不清楚狀況了

Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.
今天有80% 的女人寧願不結婚

Why?
為什麼呢?

Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
因為她們終於明白,不需要為了一根小香腸買回整頭豬!
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  • Karen
  • <p>我也翻過這段ㄟ<br />
    但是我覺得最後一句我翻得比較好說<br />
    不會為了一段香腸牽一隻豬哥回家<br />
    哈哈哈</p>
  • Karen
  • 再加一段 呵呵<br />
    <p>感嘆男人 :</p><p>有才華的長的醜, 長的帥的掙錢少, 掙錢多的不顧家, 顧家的沒出息,有出息的不浪漫, 會浪漫的靠不住, 靠的住的又窩囊 .</p><p><br />
    感嘆女人 :</p><p>漂亮的不下廚房, 下廚房的不溫柔, 溫柔的沒主見, 有主見的沒女人味,有女人味的亂花錢, 不亂花錢的不時尚, 時尚的不放心, 放心的沒法看.</p><p>=================================================================<br />
    老婆是電視, 情人是手機, 在家看電視, 出門帶手機, 破產賣電視, 發財換手機,<br />
    偶爾看電視, 整天玩手機, 電視終身不收費, 手機欠費就停機.</p><p>三十歲的男人正在學壞, 抱著同一代唱著同樣的愛, 四十歲的男人已經學壞,抱著下一代唱著遲來的愛, 五十歲的男人最壞, 抱著第三代唱著糊塗的愛.</p><p>做女人一定要經得起謊言, 受得起敷衍, 忍得住欺騙, 忘得了諾言,寧願相信世上有鬼, 也不能相信男人那張破嘴<br />
    </p>
  • DT
  • <p>說得好耶</p>
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